Some people seem to think my blog is ending because my guild broke up. Nope. I have too much stuff to bitch about to stop now. If I keep all this bottled up, I’ll just snap one day and start beating the crap out of some innocent stranger. “Move out of the fucking fire! Stuns are goddamn CC and should have diminishing returns! I hate death knights worse than huntards!”
Nope, too dangerous. Must continue to vent and keep internal pressure at just this side of psychotic. Plus I still haven’t posted my six part essay about how Death Knights are the stupidest thing to happen to this game since it launched.
Note: I haven’t actually written a six part essay, and when I get around to it, it may be like 4 parts, or maybe even one, so don’t be posting whiny comments about how you were promised six parts. I live in Vegas for god sakes. I have shit to do, beer to drink, strippers to support.
25 responses so far ↓
1 Habbish // Jan 25, 2009 at 7:30 pm
“I have death knights worse than huntards!” No shit, I fuckin hate DK’s.
2 Ronboar // Jan 26, 2009 at 2:42 am
I can not agree more. My hate towards deathknights is just getting wors by the day.
This calss is doing 5k DPS by rolling their face softly across the keyboard once in a while. Also they have unsurpassed surival abilities compared to any other melee dps class. As an enhancement shaman I can’t help feeling that somebody just got tired of trying to fix enhancement and just made a new class that can do al the same stuff - only better.
But by far the worst thing about DK’s is the kind of person it attracts. The kind who thinks it is almost impossible to level a new char aaaaaaaall the way from level 1. The kind of person who thinks glowing eyes, skulls on the armor and frosty breath combined with a Darth Vader voice is so cool they almost crap their pants over it…
And then as icing on the cake Blizzard gave the deathknights a number of aoe-abilities that besids doing insane amounts of dmamge from a single keystroke, also makes even the fastest computers come to a grinding halt. As a bonus the combined visual effects from the horde of deathknights in a raid now effectively clouds any attempt at “not standing in the fire” As noone has a goddamn clue where the fire is under the 10 layers of bubbling blod, green pentagrams and “whuuuu *scary-voice* grey earth with skeletal hands”. jesus…
I fucking hate them!
3 Esdras // Jan 26, 2009 at 6:17 am
Yip another DK hater here althought i did start a BE one to see what there like haha
4 Ronboar // Jan 26, 2009 at 8:25 am
Now I got myself alll angried up…
Hunters… Let me tell you a little story. Last week we were doing 25 man naxx. At Loatheb we are satnding around the entrance to Loathebs room, waiting for ppl to get their shit together and stop nabbing around. I’m at the in the back end of the raid doing ready checks etc. Telling people to buff up etc.
And then a hunter in front of me “by accident” presses the attack button and pulls the boss. How you do something that needs a consious action “by accident” is beyond me - but anyways - the gate closes and guess who is left out. Me and the huntard. FYI you still get hit by the AOE damage even if you are on the other side.
SO the rest of the guild picks it up and starts killing the boss. At 150K the boss enrages and wipes the raid. Wiping on Loatheb should in itself be an achievement, but anyways. Needless to say the had me and the huntard been in there we would have done 150K damage by autoattacking every now and then.
I was so fucking furious that I didn’t do anything - because I knew that I wouldn’t be reasonable in that situation…
SO - the following sunday we are at Raz and the priests are chain-failing due to the classic Naxx-lag. (wich is, even if there was lag that evening has turned into every retards explanation for everything, - Why are you ½ resto -½ enhance specced? “It was lag!”)
Due to lag.. and slow MC we now end up with the undserstudies running around like headless chicken and a hunter decides to backpedal all the way up to the other end of the room and pull one of the groups we left alive back there.
If 10 people are yelling watch your back! you probably should consider doing it…
jeez
Now I’m trying to make up a plausible excuse why I shouldn’t bring Deathknights and huners to the raids at all.
5 freelancerbob // Jan 26, 2009 at 8:59 am
Good to know you still hatin, ARL. I don’t mind Dks, but yeah, that aoe shit they spam everywhere gets to being a distraction.
6 Bryan // Jan 26, 2009 at 7:48 pm
I’m glad you are going to continue to post. Keep up the venting, it definitely helps.
7 nordor // Jan 27, 2009 at 5:09 am
it is no longer fire xal, its void zones.
“GET OUT OF THE FUCKING VOID ZONE YOU RETARD.”
8 Flour // Jan 27, 2009 at 10:03 am
I’m ambiguous when it comes to DK’s, other than they are extremely spikey to heal as tanks. I like the graphics on their AOE , as well as the new lock visuals. I’m def a minority, tho, as everyday in trade you see “Guild >>>> Recruiting, NO MORE DK’S PLS, OMG WE HATE YOU, DIAF!!!” Yeah, maybe their OP and yeah there sure are a hell of a lot less rogues around since they all rerolled but try being a druid. Now that we’re able to loot just about anything without coming out of flightform, (and no, you assholes, flightform should not have a 3 second cast!) let the mass QQing begin.
9 lethalnl // Jan 28, 2009 at 3:35 am
hey :<
dk is my new main, dk’s are ceewwwlll (okay 80% are retards, but the same is true for rogues hunters and warriors)
10 Ronboar // Jan 28, 2009 at 8:53 am
And your name is “LethalNL” My guess is that you think you’re lethal and you are from the Netherlands…
11 Clara // Jan 28, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Well, at least if you don’t get around to the full 6 parts your readers have got the other 5 covered.
12 Steelforge // Jan 29, 2009 at 12:02 pm
LOL Ronboar. Well put. It’s not bad enough baddies block most of my view, now I can’t even see my short, stocky self with all those fancy graphics going on.
And don’t forget stupid Ghouls pulling mobs (because huntards weren’t screw us often enough playing Russian roulette with their stupid monkeys) and those damn gargoyles that come out of nowhere scaring the hell out of me cause I think they’re going to make an appetizer out of my healer.
I feel better now.
13 Ronboar // Jan 30, 2009 at 8:43 am
The gargoyles…
The have a tendency to place them selves behind and above their target - Clean in every melee DPS’ers line of sight.
These days every raid is pretty much looking at a gargoyles arse 3 inches from my screen…
14 Flitzik // Feb 2, 2009 at 7:24 am
Sup Xal,
Couldn’t find ur email anywhere so I guess I can post a reply hoping you’ll see it.
Haven’t checked in on this blog for a few weeks. Was a good surprize to see you posting again. You always crack me up.
Hope everythign is going well man, don’t let vegas break you!! drop me and email with your number/mail and I’ll hit you up when I pop in there for a visit next time.
Let’s both hope that it’s soon!! WOOO! VEGAS!!
Good times,
Flitz
15 Meugly // Feb 3, 2009 at 12:07 pm
This guy comes to mind for some reason:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W2iRgS2JOY
16 Misamane // Feb 9, 2009 at 2:42 am
Good, I’m glad you’re not gone
I have a DK and I feel bad while I play it.
_Misa
17 SameOl // Feb 19, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Dude. We covered this. Update your site. Or we wont come here anymore.
Youre only funny if youre consistant. After that, youre a whining bitch.
18 SameOl // Feb 27, 2009 at 8:09 pm
a full month without an update?
/deletelink
peace, bro.
19 Jirschi // Mar 2, 2009 at 6:53 am
Very sad
but well, no updates incomming,
have a nice day, *wave*
20 Alteiir // Mar 2, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Xal, long time no see man. You should starting playing more or something, we could pvp it up sometime.
And people who refuse to comeback to this site because he has a life = lame.
21 BBB // Mar 10, 2009 at 6:54 am
Are you dead?
We have covered this now. Post something new soonish.
I like reading your blog
22 platt // Mar 14, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Ye… right.
23 frak // Mar 16, 2009 at 4:04 pm
I’m done now.
January 25th, 2009 · 22 Comments
Some people seem to think my blog is ending because my guild broke up. Yep. I ran out of stuff to bitch about, and will stop now. If I keep this page updated, I’ll just snap one day and start beating the crap out of some innocent stranger. “Same ol baseless class-bashing that everyone was doing before B.C.!”
Nope, too dangerous. Must stop venting, as I am not yet 100 lbs soaking wet. Plus I still haven’t posted my six part essay about how Death Knights are the stupidest thing to happen to this game since it launched. Nor will I ever.
Note: I haven’t actually written a six part essay, and when I get around to it, it may be like 4 parts, or maybe even one, so don’t be posting whiny comments about how you were promised six parts. Ill now close with some diatribe about how Im actually too manly to play this game, but in actuality, Ill just be going to work so I can pay rent, like everyone else.
24 admin // Mar 16, 2009 at 9:35 pm
100 lbs? Maybe when I was like 7.
25 frak // Mar 16, 2009 at 10:47 pm
You ARE here. Ive missed you.
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